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During this Quarantine, there is literally nothing new in my life besides Tiger King and these Tiramisu Oreos.
So let’s combine the 2 of them, shall we?
I wonder if Joe Exotic likes Oreos. He’s in prison now, so maybe he can get some from the prison commisary but we all know they are just going to be the OG classic Oreo. It would be cool if he could have some of the latest LTO Oreos, but let’s be real – not sure he deserves them. However, what do ya know, Joe Exotic’s hair resembles the two-tone coloring of these Tiramisu Oreos!
If Carole Baskin liked an LTO Oreo, i’m sure it would be one of the weird ones, like Swedish Fish…
If Joe Finlay liked Oreos, it would probably be the Mini ones so they could pop right through the hole in his teeth
Just kidding!! his teeth are fixed now, and he seems like he’s turned his goddang life around.
Okay so I will now finally get into the review, and stop scaring you with these photos.
The first thing I always do is smell Oreos! Like a fine wine (is that what you’re supposed to do?) because usually their smell is stronger than their bite. These smell like coffee, but a sweet sugary coffee. More of a mocha flavor. When I think of Tiramisu, I always think of more of a strong bitter flavor from the espresso.
Taking a bite, it was immediately a lot sweeter and creamier than the initial coffee scent. It almost doesn’t taste like coffee at all! But it still tasted really good.
I think it would have been better with a vanilla wafer, rather than the chocolate. It had too much of a chocolatey taste as opposed to Tiramisu’s signature vanilla/cream base. I’m not a Tiramisu SPECIALIST, but I think they only have a little cocoa powder on top, and that’s as far as the chocolate goes!
A vanilla wafer, or maybe even a Lady Finger/Oreo cookie hybrid would have been a lot more authentic!
Don’t get me wrong, they still taste super good and y’all should try them, but it was not an identical Tiramisu flavor. Sometimes Oreos knock it out of the park in similarity. These were in some sort of park – like Joe Exotic’s animal park – where it seems cool for a few seconds, and then you’re like Nah this ain’t right!!
These Tiramisu Oreos just make me want to have real Tiramisu 🤩
To wrap this up with the other weirdos:
Jeff Lowe wouldn’t even eat Oreos, he would just steal them and sell them at a higher price
There are zero memes of Jeff Lowe, so just picture him up there saying “Imma take these Oreos, put them in duffle bags, and then sell them for a higher profit at hotel parties!!” Despicable.
Doc Antle probably just talks a lot of shit about Oreos and PRETENDS he doesn’t like them, but he definitely does. And then he’ll marry 5 of his favorite flavors
Well that’s what I’ve got!! I’m sorry if you did not watch Tiger King and this doesn’t make sense to you. But hopefully the Oreo info does.
And to the “cast” of Tiger King, if you ever stumble across this blog, please don’t TiramiSUE me! Or else I am never going to financially recover from this 😭
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